Screen Slam

Destroy the screen

Bossware Basher

Destroy surveillance

Spreadsheet Crusher

Obliterate the jargon

Performance Puncher

Smash fake metrics

Memo Slicer

Slice corporate nonsense

Email Nuker

Nuke the inbox

Meeting Mauler

Decline everything

Budget Crusher

Crush the numbers

RTO Wrecker

Reject the mandate

Slack Smasher

Silence notifications

Sprint Destroyer

Smash JIRA issues